Time for my nightly shitpost.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/04/2016 at 01:47 • Filed to: might be time for an intervention soon

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Looking at another car at tomorrow. Wish me luck because if it’s a good one, I’m almost certainly buying it. If you’re wondering why I’m not telling you what it is, it’s because I’m almost positive that I’m buying it no matter what, and I’d prefer to keep you all on the edge of your seat (“Ooooh I wonder what it is! Is it a Toyota, or possibly a Toyota?!?”) SHUT UP! How dare you, perhaps.

But I’ve had one good dealership experience — ever — so I’m trying not to get my hopes too high. And you’re all aware of my hesitation to spend actual money (“Hey, how much did your wife’s seat covers cost again?”) YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS, DAMMIT!

Anyway, a pleasant weekend to all.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/04/2016 at 02:21

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So it’s an Oldsmobile, right?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/04/2016 at 06:56

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So its a Supra right?b

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/04/2016 at 11:18

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > cbell04 09/04/2016 at 11:20

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So much grounding to the ground you don’t even understand.

NJAnon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/04/2016 at 17:04

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I looove black people!

“I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!”

What you gonna do Jerry? *unh!*

“SHOW ME THE MONEY!”